After discussing the details of the trip I’m wondering whether you need to talc up before riding whilst wearing Lycra?
Finally checked the training plan and now I’m starting to think I need to really pull my finger out.
Also I’m now wondering whether you can get Lycra Hot Pants for men?
I have also foreseen a hidden danger whilst bending over, will other people park their bike where they really should not?!

Mate, when you say that you are worried about someone parking somewhere they really shouldn’t – do you mean like this?
Scott! That guy at the end of the video there with his head popping up looks a lot like you – grey hair – you get it!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sorry I just can’t stop laughing now
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha